He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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