yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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