The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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