whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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