seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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