No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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