Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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