remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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