love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Sorry about my life...
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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