Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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