But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
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That's how twitter works, right?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
