chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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