Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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