super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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