Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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