Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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