Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We just shotgunned beers for America
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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