I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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