It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Randomize
