You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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