Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You need Xanax blowdarts
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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