idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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