I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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