Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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