You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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