I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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