I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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