well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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