Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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