I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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