I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
The chlamydia really affected his face.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize