I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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