What tipped you off? The sombrero?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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