Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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