I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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