If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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