Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
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