i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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