i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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