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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I need a burrito and a hug.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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