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(330): View more from Ohio

and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"

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(858): View more from California

he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

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(229): View more from Georgia

It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.

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(819): View more from Quebec

there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation

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(678): View more from Georgia

And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.

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