oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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