I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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