Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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