i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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