this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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