so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Couch. On fire.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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