Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Do vagina's smell?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
