White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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