he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Houston, we have a squirter
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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