apparently the secret to your success is patron
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You ate ashes out of my bong
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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