I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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